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Moved

2009-12-04T20:31:00.000-08:00

I've moved to:

http://babytuzki.blogspot.com/

2009-11-06T08:04:00.000-08:00

And I thought I could resist the temptation to blog...

UGHHH.

I cant believe I'm here blogging when SPM IS JUST 11 DAYS AWAY...Hooray! Kudos to myself. ZZZ

You know what? I can't wait for SPM....

TO END LAH!

I've already planned where to go and what to do after SPM.

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First, I'll take up a guitar lesson. Mom has already promised to buy me a guitar... wakakaka... Soon, I'll get my hands on an electric guitar (I want it red), and sign up for guitar lesson, and learn how to play Bunkface's "THROUGH MY WINDOW"... wakaka...

2.
Sign up for a yoga class.

3.
Go on a roller coaster ride in Genting. And oh, the solero shot! Wanted to play it the last time I went there but the queue was fucking long loh.

4.
Shopping spree in KL. I miss my cousin sister so much. Miss you Chooi Yee!

5.
Go wild at Berjaya Times Square's Cosmo's World. The last time I went there was 2 or 3 years back with my cousins. I miss the DNA Mixer!

6.
Get myself a part-time job.

Signing off.

My Sweet Seventeen

2009-10-09T08:01:00.000-07:00

Picture of the Day: POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

Something hilarious happened yesterday morning. I was riding my motorbike to school and don't know which uncivilized driver spat out his car window. Niama. Luckily before that, my intuition told me to stop right beside a car before his. And I watched the white expectoration flew through the air at the speed of 20 km/h right in front of me. The whole scene was picturesque. And so my intuition saved me from getting spat at.

I got many birthday wishes that morning.

Birthday Wish #1
So I was outside the lab (we had to temporarily use the lab as our classroom) when I saw Lynn and Tracy hiding behind one of the doors sneaking at me. I knew they wanted to give me a surprise, but their plan was a failure. So, busted!

By the way, that was very sweet of you both!

Birthday Wish #2
It was from Ada. She shouted from the staffroom to the lab. Imagine that. LMAO.

Birthday Wish #3
Ashwini wished me as well. Thanks :D

Birthday Wish #4
From Shan. Heheh.

Birthday Wish #5
LOL. My nai ma (nanny) Yong Tze was the fifth t o wish me. I was so touched that I wanted to grope her neh neh, but I ended up blowing her a flying kiss as she was the first to give me my birthday present. And her heart melted.

Birthday Wish #6
From Esther, the sarcastic yet humorous class monitor who sat at the same row with me for this whole week.

Birthday Wish #7
My lesbo partner, Bear was the 7th to wish me and she was the second to give me birthday present. And of course, her neh neh got groped by me. Muahahaha.

I knew you liked it.

Birthday Wish #8
Awww, it was from Chee Kuan. I didn't touch or do anything to her at all, 'coz I was scared she would cry if I did. Thanks a lot for the present ^^~

Birthday Wish #9
From Adilah and Izatul. Tengkiu... muacks.

Birthday Wish #10
From all my classmates. They sang me a birthday song but Graciie was the loudest. LMAO! MUAH!

Birthday Wish #11
From wifey. She jumped out of nowhere and hugged and wished me. I almost fainted with surprise.

What the... Hang kia tiok me!

Birthday Wish #12
This was the lamest wish I've ever gotten. It was from Ming Qiu a.ka. Kelly. She stood at the back door of the lab and sang me a birthday song. Very touching, but honestly, you looked retarded at that time.

Other friends who wished me as well:
Ching Yeng (we have the same D.O.B)
Pei Fen
Si Wen
Loshini
Wei Jane
Simon
Chun Wai
Chia Hooi
Those who wished me on Friendster.
(Sorry if I missed out anyone)

Me and my wifey

Bear

Kelly

I was in the craze for Coke Contour Glass.
So that was my birthday present from her.

I even asked her to sign on it.

A "couple" pic of us.

Toy shit from Bear.
We used it to play pranks on the teachers.

Ehehehe -__-

After celebrating my birthday, we went to shop and I've bought a few stuff. Above is my favorite.

Barney's "good" deed

The accused.
Innocent look can be deceiving.

I personally like this pic because I think I look like a fitness instructor/choreographer/ lovely housewife/ yoga instructor in it. Haha!

Mid-Autumn Festival

2009-10-02T21:46:00.000-07:00

I don't know why I have the sudden urge to blog when I'm supposed to be doing my ATS (or American Top Sohai-s according to my wifey). Haiz -__-

So, Mid-Autumn Festival is today and of course, mooncakes are no exceptions for the Chinese. I wouldn't label myself as a huge fan of mooncakes, because of the heavy use of oil in them. Anyway, I still love mooncakes of jelly and ice-skin (bing pi) types. There are many new varieties of mooncakes nowadays that I recently discovered mooncakes with chocolate paste. So why not give them a try since I'm a chocolate lover myself.

Jelly mooncake

Ice-skin mooncakes

The first chocolate paste mooncake which I bought was of a brand which I consider well-known. The mooncake looked pretty chocolaty and I was further convinced by the "Chocolate Paste Mooncake" label on its packaging. But, the moment I bit into the mooncake, I was like...

Jialat...you call this a chocolate paste mooncake?

Chocolate my foot! The mooncake actually tasted more like red bean. My family members said it was chocolate, but I still disagree with them. I felt deceived sia. No wonder my dad always say I'm the kind of person who judges foods by their appearances.

I swear I will not buy any mooncakes of that brand anymore! Kanasai. Anyway, my mum bought me this Rich Chocolate Peanut Praline from The Baker's Cottage just a few days ago but I haven't try it yet.
So I hope this one will not disappoint my taste buds :D

Wency is having a BBQ party tonight and she is allowed by her mom to invite 2 of her friends. Apparently me and my wifey are invited!!! Yay! And I'm so gonna bring my dodgy digital camera along to capture the pretty moments ^^

And yay again coz I just got myself a Cool Blue Coke Contour Glass yesterday!

It's Ranting Time!

2009-09-29T02:45:00.000-07:00

Seriously, I can't frigging stand those idiots in Friendster who post stupid bulletins like Good morning! , I love you, WTF...I'm bored, Desperate, Online, Offline.

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And wtf, they post all these nonsenses not just once or twice, but like 3-5( the max number of bulletins that can be posted in a day) for every single shit they wrote. Thanks to those idiots, my Friendster account is now flooded with all these dumb and nonsensical bulletins!

Walao, frigging beh tahan them. Eh, do y'all think people are so free and sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo frigging interested to know every single shit y'all are doing? You guys are just abusing the use of Friendster bulletin board!

GO GET A LIFE!

HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhh, I feel so much better now :D

COKE CONTOUR GLASS MEAL

2009-09-25T07:41:00.000-07:00

1. Once upon a time, there lived a princess in a town. The princess was very haolian (arrogant), so everyone in the town called her Princess Sibeh Haolian. When she was six, she experienced the trauma of being chased by an angry bunny when she was taking a stroll in the garden.

The angry bunny.

2. Since then, don't know what the heck went wrong, she started to give pervetic smile to anyone she met.

Princess Sibeh Haolian & her pervetic smile.

3. One evening, she was reading through the newspaper - The Chicken and Duck Times, and came across an ad. For the first time, her heart throbbed.

The ad.

4. It was an ad from MacDonald's. So, according to the ad, every purchase of a Coke Contour Glass Meal (any large McValue Meal with a Sundae) will be given a Coca-Cola glass for FREE! The glass is available in 7 vibrant colours, and only one colour is available at a time, starting with Perky Pink.

5. Princess Sibeh Haolian was a pink lover herself and knew the Perky Pink Coca-Cola glass had to be hers. She quickly asked her parents to take her to MacDonald's to get one.

Princess Sibeh Haolian:
Warghhh, I must get one before they are all snatched up! (sibeh aunty as well -_-)

6. She reached MacDonald's and queued up at the counter. And luckily, Perky Pink was still available at that time. She gave a big sigh of relief.

She managed to camwhore a little :D

7. And finally, she got herself her-long awaited PERKY PINK COCA-COLA GLASS. She was very happy and kaopehkaobu-ed for almost 3 weeks even after she got the glass -_- Since then, she used it to drink Milo.

Go Get One Now!

THE END OF STORY

I'M SO GONNA GET ICONIC GREY AND SPARKLY CLEAR AS WELL!

DSLR Versus Compact Digital Camera

2009-09-22T05:12:00.000-07:00

This is a post specially dedicated to my ex-lover. So please do me a favor, do not read this if you aren't him.

I couldn't believe you're doing this to me, Kah Nong. You left me the moment I love and need you the most. Do you know how much pain you've caused me? I can vividly remember the day I first met you, you were smartly dressed in your black tee. We got around the town and shared good memories. Day by day, we grew to love each other more and at the same time, I got to know you better. The most terrifying moment finally came. You left me and went with someone else. And you didn't even bother to give me the last glance when you left! How could you, you stupid moron??!! Hah! But nevermind, coz I've found my new love, Ah Beng. He's way slimmer and good-looking than you are, you idiot. Therefore, I will not shed a single tear for you. And any busybody reading this shall be my witness :D

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Introducing the heartless Kah Nong : (

Ah there, my new lover, Ah Beng
- a digital cam which was bought long time ago.

So today I randomly tested bro on his photography skills by asking him whether those stunning pictures in Aurorajon's blog were captured using a compact digital camera or an DSLR. And wah, he could tell it was a compact ones at a glance, despite those pictures really really have the quality of DSLR, for me at least. Okay la, that showed how noob I was -_-

And Aurorajon, I'm not trying to insult you, those pictures are really amazing :D
Silap hari bulan, kena baling ngan telor busuk oleh fans2 nyer. Lol.

An unedited picture captured using Kah Nong.

Chiak pah boh em kia cho during this evening.

Nah, there, a picture of myself captured using Ah Beng.

At first I thought: Eh, this is not bad! I look kinda cute in it!
So I was thinking maybe I can still get high quality images using compact ones.

At night...

This is the piece of shit I got.
(Without flash)

Sigh, it seems like my focusing skills using Ah Beng isn't there yet -_-

Wah piang, my eyes are burning babeh.
(With flash)

Anyway, compact digital camera may have difficulty focusing when the light is low (heheh... lame excuse), or maybe it's just my bad photography skills (undeniable one lor this one).

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Picture of the Day:
Ain't I look cute in here?

Meh Sambot Raye

2009-09-21T04:55:00.000-07:00

MEH SAMBOT RAYE
kat umah lesbo partner aku -_-
dan jugak kat umah Mohedin...

At Latun's house...The yum yum Tom Yam.

Missed out on this extremely good tasting Rendang coz I was busy taking pics and anymore food, my tummy would burst. Zzz. Latun, can I come over to your house again? You won't mind, right? Teehee.

Was extremely happy coz I came over to her house.

Ketupat.

Pudding.

I love this! It tasted so MARGARINE-ISH!
Latun, can tapao them for me?

OMG. Look at that! So nice! So beautiful.
I mean those blings-blings on her camera -_-

Latun looked so cute & yet I looked awful in it. This world is unfair I tell you.

Wency... texting who ah? Hehehe.

I got a green packet from Aunt Diana!!! I love you aunty!!!
Can give me another one ah? Heheh. Paiseh.

Learnt to create an abstract wallpaper in Photoshop today!
Okay la, even dummies can do this -_-

After visiting Latun's house, we went for shopping and McD.

Driver of the day! - Graciie

Her driving skills can beat all the other 4WD drivers.
I wonder how she got her driving license.
Hmmm.

Latun praying for safety before entering Graciie's car.

Eating fake burger.
I personally love this edit coz it looks special, to me.

Bought this gorgeous top!

And the background of this picture was created by me.
Hehe.
Comments wanted (to improve my editing skills) :D

Mohedin (Picture from Graciie)

And Graciie's car has a sunroof!
The best part was when Wency and I played with the sunroof -_-
Latun sat in the front seat, so she couldn't KAOPEHKAOBU with us!
Wasted.

KPKB-ing

WOW! Wasn't my hair gorgeous?
Leave me a comment if you agree with me =D
(Yeah, I am desperate for comments -_-)

HAVE A NICE DAY!

My bunny with its long, sharp teeth.

P/S: Grace Ng, you still wanna f___ my bunny now? Ngek ngek ngek.

Comments Wanted!

2009-09-18T22:53:00.000-07:00

CAUTION: VERY LONG POST AHEAD (prepare a pillow with you)

Yeehaa! I'm back to blog. Oh, before that, some random photos -___-

Wency

Miss Wency's order.

My lui lui (daughter)

Love the colour :D

A Pulau Pangkor souvenir.

Fucking painful when you peel this thing off from you face I tell you.
Oi leng em yiu meng!

A hair bow which I found it cute back then -_-

A bracelet which I never wore before.

Warghhh! *drools*

Anywhere, stole a few pictures from my bro's camera. Still untouched.

Eggshell Ah Beng: Head and body separated due to plastic surgery failure

Eggshell Ah Lian: Committed suicide to escape from Ah Long

Eggshell Ah Moi: Died of...err..whatever reason it is la

And these days, if you give me untouched pictures, I can't help but to get them photoshopped. And taadaa, after being photoshopped, you get an herbal eggshell. I love love love herbal eggs! -___-
Just a day before the school break, Pn. Tan showed us a movie titled Susuk ( a kind of superstitious belief). It was about a nurse who inspired to be a singer and went for the Susuk thingy to enhance her beauty and charisma. Wtf, why not opt for plastic surgery instead? Plastic surgery is like more convincing than the creepy Susuk thingy lor. Even if your cheek/breast implant fell out, you can get it fixed back. Unlike the Susuk, which you'll never know what the side effects will be. But if you ask me to choose between Susuk and plastic surgery, my answer will be PHOTOSHOP! I'm so hooked on Photoshop nowadays because I really am amazed by what it can do. Even a fat pig can become skinny pig and small boobs a.k.a airport can become as big as Mount Everest. Ahhhh, I'm so in love with Photoshop.
I love Photoshop

I really love Photoshop

I fucking love Photoshop!

I better let the picture do the talking.
So, as you can see, here's an untouched pictures of myself.
Weaknesses:

1. OILY SKIN (haven't had my shower yet)

2. DARK SKIN

3. BLACKHEADS/WRINKLES at the nose region

4. UNSHAPED EYEBROWS

5. UNTIDY HAIR

6. EYE BAG (exam ma)

7. HIDEOUS BACKGROUND

8. FLAT NOSE. WTF.

Strengths:

1. I'm pretty

2. I'm still pretty

3. I'm always pretty

4. I'm pretty all the time

I bet your keyboard must be covered in puke already -___________-

Taaadaa! Here's how it looks like after being photoshopped.
Amazing not? Can you spot the differences before and after being edited? If you do, go get your eyes checked, because this is still the original untouched picture -___-

Just scroll down for the result. This time is for real.

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CHIANG-CHIANG-CHIANG

Whadya think? Amazing not? And yeah, I love the eyeshadow and the beautifully embroidered eyebrows. And the nose! I don't know if it looks nice to you, but at least it is to me! Comments wanted and will be very much appreciated!
HAVE A NICE DAY!

Gong Chuk Latun Sang Yat Fai Lok!

2009-09-04T00:34:00.000-07:00

Sonnet 04/09

by: Wency Flower Adams & Melanie Apollinaire.

"Shall I compare thee to a piece of shit?
Thou art more gross and stinky".

P/S: Hope you'll like this piece of poetry.
Specially meant for you, kay?
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Love her smile, so sweet & genuine.

Sweet like One Drop Perfume.
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Kia nit si e leh birthday.
E de si wo leh hou peng you, Latun.
Puasa is on, couldn't celebrate her birthday.
Si beh sad ah!
Actually, wo today kah cai kia nit si e leh toa jit chi, bo chun pi tiok e leh birthday present.
Chin jia soli li la my dear, wo beh ki liao, spm trial cho kah wa lou mong dong liao.
Latun, mai siu kih ah.
I promise you'll be getting your birthday present as soon as the school starts next week.

Sheng Re Kuai Le, my dear.
Oh, Happy Fasting too =P
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P/S: Latun, ni chin cia sui ah xDDD

Piece of Crap Again

2009-08-18T05:49:00.000-07:00

So many things happened in these few days, both good and shitty. Anyway, Mrs. I-LOVE-MY-BEACH-HAT entered our class this morning, lectured us about our si beh good attendance asking why most of us were absent for school lately. Wah, si beh good of her to chit-chat with us early in the morning leh. At least it was like a form of entertainment to me while doing homework...hehe.

Earlier, a few teachers talked to us about our attendance, but I think none of us has taken the matter seriously. And today, the volcano has finally erupted, anyone who was absent for school last Saturday and the Moral Gerak Gempur will have to assemble in the hall tomorrow morning, including me of course -_-. At first I thought it is only for those who were absent for the Gerak Gempur, so I just acted dumb, but then Lynnie told me those who were absent for school last Saturday are not spared and I was like... oh, fuck.

But never mind lah, since many of my friends are going too. If die also die together lah. The prefects are gonna get it for playing truant, so good luck to 'em. Btw, I'm sure the teachers will gonna ask the same boring "Why were you absent?" question and many will reply with the same boring "Oh, I was sick", "I went to here and there" and "No transportation to school lah, teacher" as if the teachers will believe you... OMG, be more creative lah (as if I'm very creative -___-). Anyway, I have not think of what kind of excuse I'm gonna give, maybe I will just say I went somewhere.Nice not? I simply love this pic which I took myself!

Aiyer, stupid Barney peed in my room yesterday night.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

2009-08-08T06:32:00.000-07:00

The All-American Rejects - I Wanna
Ahhh, I don't know why this song got stuck in my head lately. I must say it's a nice song, the tune is so catchy. You might wanna check this song out, if you love rock songs. Awesomeness =DDD.

You know what? I had a fab outing with my friends today. I know, I know... SPM trial is just around the corner, but I gotta cut loose sometimes.. Honestly, I feel guilty for myself although I had a great day, because I haven't finish my homework. And oh, my revisions, forget about it. Lol. Cut loose, cut loose. Hehe.

This morning, Wency came to my house to go jogging together, we didn't go swimming as planned earlier. because nowadays, H1N1 has been spreading frigging fast and I very kia si lor. Hey, I still wanna get married, have children and visit Rome, okay? Haha. So, dear readers, it's best to not go out so often a.k.a. lock yourself at home.

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Back to the story, Wency came to my house, and she actually rode a motorbike here! We jogged for like 15 minutes and both of us got lazy after that. So we went back home, ate, surfed the Net, revised (more like chit-chatting), and went to McD (bought my mum her favorite burger) =DDD. She went back sharp at 1P.M.

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After that, Bear came to my house coz we planned to watch Hannah Montana but it turned out that we watched Obsessed. Bear's fault, go ask her. Anyway, Obsessed was good too. The storyline didn't interest me at first, because it was all about Lisa (Ali Larter) obsessed with Derek (Idris Elba) that she kept stalking and seducing him, which really annoyed me. Honestly, I felt like kicking the temptress in her A-R-S-E. LOL. But it rocked when and Sharon (Beyonce) fought. It was like watching two cats fighting each other, and I must say Sharon was a woman of strong character. And oh, Derek was a good husband too. Totally love this movie. And Bear, I guess you too? I noticed she didn't talk much during the movie (which I always do... haha), not like last time when we watched Terminator, she just blah and blah with me and Yong Tze. She must have been too absorbed in the movie (or it could be that she found it boring).

Anyway, we really enjoyed the movie.

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Btw, we even made a music video and took lotsa fugly pictures together. This is what happened when girls gone nuts. I don't give a damn if you guys say I looked like retard or whatever bullshit, because I had the fun!

Miss Retard Universe 2009.

Miss Fugly Malaysia 2009.
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As for the music video, I couldn't find it in my handphone. Anyway, Bear posted it in her blog. Visit if you'd like to see how I humiliate myself, erm not really humiliating myself, but her blog. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Serves her right!

http://beartale.blogspot.com/

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And I'm dying to know if you guys like the picture I put for my blog header? I hesitated to use the picture at first because the black and white colors of it gives my blog the 'emo' impression. But I guess it looks much more better after I've photoshop-ed and photoscape-d it? And do you notice that "WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS" quote? Apparently, it contradicts with the feeling the picture gives, making it special? In short, it's Rojak la, an exraordinary Rojak. Hehehe. Feel free to comment on it ^^~

Fake specs.

P/S: Bear, you're like one of my besties whom I can't bear to lose in my life. =DDD

Some of the pictures taken by me using bro's SLR.
And that... was the only flowering plant I could find.

Bougainvillea a.k.a. bunga kertas. Hoho.

30 Day to SPM trial

2009-07-31T19:40:00.000-07:00

Jay Chou - Dao Xiang
Good morning, world.

I use Darlie.

Tennis was fun today because I made new little friends, Shane and Arvinash. They can play tennis better than I do, and I was just humiliating myself being there. Both of them are so cute (and talkative as well, especially Arvinash) and I hope to see them the very next time I go there again.

Meet Shane (left) and Arvinash (right).

Anyway, I decided not to humiliate myself again next Saturday, so me and Wency are switching to swimming instead. Yea, I know I suck at it too, but at least I can swim a bit la.

And who said I can't swim? See this?

Okay, enough with the crap. Now I'm gonna tell a grandma story to you guys.

Just two days ago, I dreamt of a ghost. It was not the first time I had this kind of dream though. So, the ghost kept haunting me and obviously I didn't like it. I remembered my friend said when there's a ghost going after you, then you should cuss so as to chase the ghost away. And ingeniously, I cussed out: "FXXX,SH,LC,CCB,KNN,KNNBCCB,", very loudly (in that dream). Thank God I didn't SLEEP TALK (was sleeping in my parents' room that night). Phew.

And I'm a good girl *tosses hair back*, I DON'T CUSS *speaks in a mellow tone*. Haha.

P/S: BEAR, I'll miss you these two days.

This is Freaky

2009-07-25T09:27:00.000-07:00

Love it when my bro comes back!

Checked my Friendster account just now and realized there was a friend request from Nisha, a girl from my school.
Was very happy she added me, so I approved her friend request.
Then I sent her a thank you message.
So, done with a friend request from Nisha.

Right after sending her the message, another Indian girl added me.
Feeling very pleased, I approved her friend request and left her a comment too.

And then, right after I left her a comment, another Indian guy added me.
Wow.
I can't believe this.
Why are there so many people adding me today?
Approved his friend request, left him a comment.

Shortly after that, not more than 1 minute I guess, while I was IM-ing bear, another Indian guy added me.
WTF is going on?
This is freaking me out, okay?
Approved his friend request, left him a comment.

Again, 1-2 minutes after that, I got an e-mail fromFriendster sent to my Hotmail.
WTF!
Don't tell me another Indian guy is adding me again.
No, I'm not being racist, but all these can't be a coincidence.
Phewww.
Luckily it was just a reminder that my friend, Nathaniel's birthday is soon.

Then I webcam with Bear, and again, someone added me.
But this time it was a Chinese girl.
Before I could approve her friend request, another girl added me.
I was freaked out.
LOL

Was lazy to approve, webcam with Bear again.
Then, another Indian guy added me.
-_-

The End of My Grandma Story.

BARNEY-OH-BARNEY!

2009-07-22T05:45:00.000-07:00

Hey hey hey...!

OMG.
I've finally become a mommy.
My parents are now becoming grandparents...
to a cute lil' bunny!
-_-
Its name WAS Beanie but I decided to change its name since the pronunciation sounded like Bini (wifey as in Malay).
Tracy even thought its name was Benny or something.
Zha dou, I name it Barney instead.

I bathed it yesterday using warm water in its bath tub (a plastic ice-cream box..haha) and I think it was kinda terrified since animals usually don't like to be bathed. Then I blow-dried its fur.
It thanked me by peeing on me today.
*cusses*
bleep-bleep-bleep (censored)

Cute like its owner, me!!! Lol

There was this funny conversation with my dad.

Dad: I'm gonna grill and eat Barney if you don't look after it.
Me: Oh, you gotta be joking la. You don't eat bunnies, do you?
Dad: I wasn't joking. I ATE TWO BUNNIES before.
Me: Oh, God!
Dad: Yea, no joke. I ate two bunny shaped steamed buns just now.
Me: -_- (Zha dou)

Coz I'm Thrilled

2009-07-18T07:33:00.000-07:00

YAY! I'm getting a bunny next Monday.

I'm gonna be a mommy!

So freaking excited now!

But, there's something I'm worrying over, which is I have to clean this thing.

Bunny poop.
*runs*

Gah!

Btw, I heard bunnies eat their own poop coz they can hardly digest their food the first time.Should I give my bunny its own poop to eat???ROFLMAO

Piece of Crap Out of Boredom

2009-07-17T01:57:00.000-07:00

Danson Tang - Xin Ge

Oh man
I can't believe I'm in love...
with this Shar Pei dog.

Some unknown Sharpei dawg I found on the Net.

This Sharpei dawg is fucking adorable, you know?
Let's just name it Beanie (even though it's not mine)
Don't know why I feel like kidnapping Beanie from its owner and then give anything starchy for it to eat until it bloats.
Lmfao.
Can't freaking stand that cute dawg la.
I-W-A-N-T-I-T!!!
Awww...the owner is so lucky to have it.

More pictures:

Picture of the day.
Looking at this pic makes me wanna laugh my ass off.
It looks as though as it's constipated for days.
Siao eh.

I wonder why we can't rear pigs at home coz pigs are very adorable as well!
Can I just buy a pig (free from H1N1 la of course) and rear it in my bedroom?
Would be fun to have one!!!

Baby tiger.
Hou tak yi ar (very cute as in Cantonese).

Li go zong tak yi.
(Go figure out what this whole sentence means yourself)
But don't zha dou wor.
=P

Bunny.

Another bunny.

Some other bunnies.

Bunny again.

Something You (I'm referring to someone) Gotta Read

2009-07-15T07:05:00.000-07:00

The Beatles - Drive My Car

So finally Bear can go online.
Which means she can chat on MSN.
Which means she can chat with me.
Which means we can gossip together.
Which means we can go online till sa ki pua meh (late at night) like we used to.
Which also means LESS TIME FOR REVISION!
KNS.1000 yen : Boat goes far farther fartherer farthest and never come back.

My wifey and I went to try out the mee rebus at this newly opened restaurant (Mastan Ghani) near my neighbourhood area today.
So we camwhored a lil'.
(WTF??!! Eat mee rebus also wanna camwhore?)
The mee rebus was okay-okay only la.

I just realised I actually look pretty (with my face covered).
And oh God, my hair looks so gorgeous in it! Wahahaha!

"How to look ugly when you eat your mee rebus."

Random:
Gotta brush up my tennis skill.
Even a baboon/chimp can play better than I do la.
Damn.

Mind to be my boyfriend?

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This evening after my tuition, I was upset after I got to know from my friend that someone doesn't really like me because of my attitude.
I was like 'WHAT'???
My attitude? What's wrong with my attitude?
Okay, maybe I look a bit cool (or lan si... I don't know) sometimes, but if you get to know me, you'll know I am not.
I enjoy giggling with my friends like siao (crazy), ok?
(Proof: My name has been called a few times by the teachers for making noise during class)

Anyway, it's not like now only I know about her disliking me.
I needed confirmation, proofs...that's all.
But now, it's CONFIRMED that she dislikes me.

The moment my friend told me about this, I was a lil' overwhelmed?
(which I thought I wouldn't coz, frankly speaking I disliked her too because I thought she disliked me and she thought I disliked her and which was probably why she disliked me, get it?)
And yea, I was overwhelmed and still am.
I knew she disliked me, and I thought I don't give a damn about it, but I actually do.
Well, I have to admit that she's someone fun to hang around with and humorous too.
And let's just admit that everyone of us has our own weaknesses, including me of course.
This is like my last senior year in my school and I don't wanna make enemies...

So, I would like to apologise if I've offended you.

I didn't mean to, and it maybe because I don't know how to express myself.

P/S: If you're reading this, I seriously didn't know my attitude offended you. Let's just mend our friendship again, okay?

Simplicity

2009-07-03T19:15:00.000-07:00

Just came back from my motorbike training and it was rather fun! You know, you get to ride in the circuit like nobody's business. Haha! And I love it the most when it comes to the emergency brake part because you have to ride fast in order to make the screeching sound when braking. Nice.

My new book! Mwah.Random.

Had my breakfast alone at Old Town this morning. Hmm, I simply love the aroma of coffee.
= RM 5.90, just nice.
(Currently saving money for Shu Uemura false eyelashes)

Accidentally stained my precious Chemistry book tim.
-_-

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Btw, I haven't watch Transformer yet and I'm dying to watch it.
P/S: Miss Xin Yi, when are you free to watch it with me har??

Anyway, mom just called saying that we'd have our lunch together tomorrow. So, yeah.
*Freaking happy*

I think I'll just end my blog post here.
Thanks for reading and bubye.
=D

2009-07-02T01:22:00.000-07:00

Gotta thank Photoshop for this!

Grrrrr

2009-06-21T05:22:00.000-07:00

Today is Father's Day which is also a fucked up day.
Why so?
Well, because of a stupid cat & a stupid restaurant.
So, we went to this seafood restaurant for dinner.
The service was uber slow.
Yea, slow like hell.
-_-
We waited for an hour, and finally, the food arrived...
one by one...
around 5-10 minutes in intervals.
I could tell my dad was so pissed off from his face expression
(which also ruined our mood to eat).
He looked as if he was going to erupt anytime
and that was so horrifying.
I cha so pan mong lor since it was my stupid idea to eat there.
So never mind.
Then there was this stupid cat jumped onto my mum's thighs because it wanted to eat the fish.
-_-
What an uncivilized cat...lol
And why was there a cat in a restaurant?
The dinner was not as what I've expected since everything was ruined.
I swear not to eat there anymore and don't let me see that stupid cat again, or else it's going to be barbecued to ashes.
Serious.
!@#$!@#%@#%&%&*(

I wanna fit into skinny jeans.

2009-06-13T07:50:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure I've gained weight.

I swear I WAS determined to lose weight during this holidays and I DID make the effort to work out (a little). But heck, the weather has been getting so damn warm lately and I don't wanna be a Negro (I'm already a Bangladeshi now). Have been eating a lot of fast food and snacks. Sigh. Anyone here wants a pig to be your gf? Oink oink.

My cousin sis with her mushroom hair cut.
Wahahahaha.

Can't frigging stand the snooty waitresses in this restaurant (I'm sure you know which one I'm talking about).

And finally, I'm bored of McD but I still frequent there.
I simply love its sundae cone, no more McFlurry.
McFlurry is way too sweet and I don't wanna get diabetes at such a young age.

Walaweh, look at the guy behind...gulping his drink like a monster.
Can't wait for another round of refill I guess.

Some people don't need makeup to look nice.

As for some,
....
*speechless*

I personally think KFC serves nicer burgers than any other fast food restaurants, in TI of course.

Hot 'chic'.
This guy couldn't stop talking about CFC.
-_-

And... oh yes, Old Town and Steak Factory are now in TI.
Aiseh...finally.

I miss my cousin sissssssssss and her awesome 'Come-dance-on-my-butt' massage she gave me.
I shall ask her to do it again for me the next time she comes to visit me in TI.

My XXL butt.

Malls, Here I Come! - One

2009-06-09T21:08:00.000-07:00

-ONE-

I stare at the sign blankly.
'SALE-30% OFF'
Why the hell are they having a sale? It's not even the year end sale yet. Oh God. It can't be true. I put some eye drops in my eyes and gasp for air. I have to buy the pink cardigan I've been longing for before they're all snapped up! I have to! Quickly I stride into the shop. Whoa.

I love the smell of new clothes. I walk around the shop gracefully, pretending I’ve been there for a zillion times. God knows this is only my second time here! Oh, there’s the lovely pink cardigan. I look at the price tag and it gives me the shock of my life - $70. But I only have $50 left in my purse and I’m not going to touch my VISA card – I still haven’t pay off my debt. Damn it. “But I can always do some window shopping, can't I? And maybe I can just try on some of the clothes and camwhore in the fitting room and walk out when the shop assistants don’t notice me,” I tell myself. This is going to be fun! I will just have to make sure I walk out of the shop with nothing. Yes, walk out with nothing.

Two hours later...

Shit. Three shopping bags. I can barely remember how much I've spent within that two hours. Probably around $300? Or more than that? Ahhh. I should've left my VISA card at home. I give a casual glimpse at my gorgeous Omega watch only to realize it's already 2.30 p.m.! Oh fuck, I'm late for my tea time with Danielle. I can already imagine her I-AM-SO-PISSED-OFF look, ready to choke anyone near her and without wasting any time, I quickly get a cab.

-In the cab-

I manage to give a glimpse through the items I've bought. Let's see...

Pink cardigan ( oh, my baby! )
A pair of beige ankle boots ( this will match my MNG jeans very well- definitely worth
every penny! )
Bubble skirt ( to match my pink cardigan )
Super gorgeous red chiffon gown ( for my upcoming prom night )

= DANG-DANG-DANG! PERFECT!

By the way, the more I spend, the more I save, isn't it? And they don't always have big sale like that, do they?

(to be continued)

P/S: Hi everyone! This is the first time I'm writing a story and post it up in my blog. My English still sucks like capsicum so just bear with any grammatical mistakes you come across with. Ha-ha-ha. And oh yeah, I almost forgot... dump your comments in my cbox. Have a nice day ahead! =DDD

Shit-boring tedious life.

2009-06-09T02:30:00.000-07:00

Just got back from the mall with Latun.

No big deal but at least I have something to blog about.
Bumped into wifey and Rence again!
Proves how small TI is.

The reason why I pixelate this picture is because
I look ugly in it.

Whoa. Who's that pretty girl beside Latun?
Me... obviously.

Me... breastfeeding the teddy.
-_-

Stay tuned for more!

Vote For Jasmine!!!

2009-06-05T05:04:00.000-07:00

I need favors from you guys.
Please go to this link
http://www.ucsi.edu.my/misc/talent.asp
and vote for
JASMINE!!!

Well, she's my friend and is participating in a singing contest
&
it'll be very kind of you if you do me this favor.
So please please please vote for her.

WARGH. GHOST AR.
This is not Jasmine, this is me.
Haha.
Ignore the weird hand gesture -_-

Oh ya,
the voting period ends on 20th June 2009
and you can only vote once in a single day.
And again,
it'll be very kind of you if you're able to vote for her EVERYDAY until the voting period ends.
Btw, it'll just take you a few seconds.

Arigato =)

2009-06-04T13:08:00.000-07:00

Okay,
so...
ANNIHILATE = DESTROY?

Lmao

Adapted from: www.missmarian.dictionary.com

Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng

2009-06-04T11:50:00.000-07:00

This is just another lame post and do not proceed on reading unless you have nothing better to do.

(Yay! I've updated my blog.
Mission accomplished.)

THE END

P/S: What have you got to say, Marian? Wahahaha.

I Love Camwhoring!

2009-05-29T04:56:00.000-07:00

Wahahaha.

Bloody mid-year exam's over.
Yay!!!

Left: Wifey playing with her cam.
Right: Me, camwhoring.

Love the spec.

Do you agree with me?

2009-05-12T03:34:00.000-07:00

So,
I won the e-PPDa competition and am qualified for the state level.
Anyway, the competition was not as competitive as I thought it would be because there were only 4 teams participating this year.

And this morning I got so pissed off.
I had my teacher's scolding for breakfast today.
How fab. (sarcasm)
*Daniel Powter's 'Bad Day' soundtrack playing*
Why on earth does my school like to set incredulous, stupid rules?
Why must we push our motorbikes instead of riding them straight to the lousy parking space?
I just can't see why I should obey this stupid rule.
Worse still, I don't think the parking space would be able to fit in our motorbikes with 4 cars crammed in it.
And (some of) the teachers would blame us for not parking properly.
So where the heck are we supposed to park our motorbikes?
On the roof?
Or in the field?
I wouldn't mind if you teachers let us to.
Oh yea, Mrs. I-Love-My-Beach-Hat, I really appreciate your effort of taking down my name for disobeying the rule.
After all, I've committed a very big criminal offence that I ought to be given a demerit the next time I repeat it. (another sarcasm)
And do you think that motorbike is as light as a bike?
What if someone falls when pushing the bike and scratches any of the cars accidentally?
In the end, who's gonna get it?
.S-T-U-D-E-N-T.
Teachers are not always right.
Students are not always wrong.
I'm not criticizing the teachers,
and I'm not denying that they are the one who nurture us so that we'll succeed one day.
I know school rules are meant to punish students who misbehave,
but
I find this rule an utter crap!
I can't tolerate with all these anymore!

-The End of Story-

Blah....

2009-05-11T07:54:00.000-07:00

(P/S: Before you proceed on reading, this entry is not meant to insult anyone whether directly or indirectly. Thank you.)

Okay.
Today was like any other day.
Nothing extraordinary like finding a RM 100 note in the toilet bowl or getting my ass stuck on the chair.
My life is just so...
.O-R-D-I-N-A-R-Y.
Living an ordinary life could be wonderful and well, pretty boring at times.
I wonder why there's not even an extraordinary incident happening in my life like finding out someone is having a crush on me (and ya, I'm jealous of you Miss Harvin) or just getting an A for my Physics which will definitely makes me go
'OHLALA'!

I don't know why, but sometimes, loneliness creeps through me.
Arghhh.
No, I will not let this feeling controlling over me.
I have a bunch of good friends,
or is it that I'm desperate for...
a boyfriend?
No, this can't be.
There's no way I'm gonna get myself a boyfriend before I finish high school.
Besides,
is there anyone who wants me?
LMAO

Ahhh.
Let's not talk about love.
Talk about...
Hmmm...
my studies?
Oh crap.
It's like a total mess lorh.
My friends are working their asses off for the coming exam and I'm taking my own sweet time surfing the Net.
And why don't they believe I haven't revised yet?
Just that they always see me bring my thick reference books and reading them during classes,
that doesn't mean I've done my revision!
I actually read during classes so that I won't fall asleep.
And it's not like my brain is a sponge I can just absorb whatever I'm reading.
And ya, I admit I'm kiasu.
So what?
Everyone in my class is kiasu.
Anyway, I don't go asking my friends which chapters/subjects they've revised.
This will only reveal that you're just a SORE LOSER.
(Oh man, I'm getting a bit too furious here. Sorry for my rudeness.)

2009-05-02T20:37:00.000-07:00

Bulldog vs Chimp

Back From MIA (Malaysian Institute of Art) PWNEDOMGWTHBBQLOLLMAO!

2009-04-27T08:30:00.000-07:00

Whoa whoa whoa.

It's been 2 weeks since my last post.
I was supposed to blog about my weekends with Latun dear and Yong Tze on last Saturday.
But I was too addicted to Meetoto that I couldn't find the time to blog.
And the most important is I don't feel like blogging nowadays partly because my English sucks to the max (I don't use bombastic words like 'sovereign', 'pugnacity' or 'hubris').
Anyway, it's time to at least leave a short update just in case you guys thought I've abandoned my blog.
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I had so much fun with my friends last Saturday.
Latun dear and Yong Tze actually came to my house to play Meetoto together!
If you freaking don't know what Meetoto is, it's a online singing game.
And we went to feed our stomach in McD after hours of singing.

She's probably the cutest bear you've ever seen in this world.
*Mwah*

All you need is just a lil' bit of makeup and you look just like Mr. Colonel from KFC!
Behind: Florence, you're spotted!

Bumped into my wifey and Florence. Oh shit, she saw me with my other dear and she was taking pics for evidence. Aiseh man...kantoi daa.

And no, I didn't censor Yong Tze on purpose! She doesn't let me to upload any of her pics unless I censor her face. Walaweh, she really has a pair of supple hands.

Girls just like to camwhore to kill boredom. I really couldn't stand seeing them camwhoring and so I camwhored the very next day after having a haircut.

One of my favorite pics. But sadly, my ugly fringe ruined it.

Last but not least, I admit that I am desperately desperate for comments from you guys!
*Sigh*
My cbox has been left untouched for ages liao okay?!!
So don't hesitate to leave some comments.
P/S: I'm a link whore. Leave your link in my cbox and I'd definitely visit yours.
PP/S: I wonder if I have any blog stalkers. LMAO!

Randomness

2009-04-11T18:18:00.000-07:00

WTH

( I know you guys gonna rate this post as lame again. zzz. Just go ahead la.)

Happy Birthday, Mommy!

2009-04-07T07:23:00.000-07:00

Today is mommy's birthday =)

Went for a dinner with my family.
Too bad that my bro and his gf are not here in TI.

Oh btw, I bought something from Eu Yan Sang for mummy.
Good for health.
LOL

Oh, I love the present wrapper. xD

*whispers*
I plagiarized the poem from the Net.
Internet plagiarism.
Youngsters nowadays...
*shakes head*

The cake.

The birthday girl. Hehe.

Run, mummy! Run!!! The cake is on fire!!!

Mummy, Daddy & the Cake on Fire.

Sorry =(

2009-04-05T08:15:00.000-07:00

Some shit just happened.
Someone is so pissed off over the prank we played on him.
I'm here to apologize to you,
sincerely.
SORRY

=)

2009-04-05T06:49:00.000-07:00

So, I'm gonna sign up a blogger account for mummy.
LOL
Never thought she's so up-to-date.
Went shopping with her today.
Was suppose to hang out at mcD with my girl friends today but unfortunately, Pei Kee is sick.

........................................................................................................................................................................

Chatted with mummy for the whole day.
Right.
Being the busybody me, I asked silly questions like how she met daddy, etc.
Had a good laugh with mummy.
Hehe
God knows mummy was once rebellious like any of the girls do when she was in her teenage years!
But wait, I ain't rebellious.
Oh no, I'm lying again.
Whateverlarh.

Oh btw, mummy's birthday is just 2 more days away.
So the big deal is, I don't know what to buy for her besides cake.
My brain cells are dead.
My neurons are not functioning well.
Any suggestions?

Latest Cravings of Mine

2009-04-03T06:33:00.000-07:00

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
want a SLR camera so badly!

OMGWTFBBQ. It's soooo sexy.

*drools*

This one costs RM 28++k. 21.1 megapixel, shooting speed of 5fps, dust delete function, etc... what more can you ask for?

iPhone 3G
Another sexy babeh.

Whack, Whack, Whack & Whack!

2009-04-02T00:22:00.000-07:00

Gotta attend tennis practice later.

Time to whack people!
Warghahaha.
-_-

Lalalala~

Careful not to break your head ar.

Dei, go to some other place la if you wanna kiss.

Now, Who's the Fool?

2009-03-30T21:59:00.000-07:00

Sorry for not blogging for quite some time.
I was too buzy and lazy to blog.
But I'm now back in action!!!
Rawr.

So, it was April's Fool yesterday.
This year's AF is just like the years before.
Not gonna ramble from A-Z about what had happened yesterday.
I'm just gonna type down whatever words that cross my mind instead.
Pranks.
Laughter.
Smiles.
Chaos.
Fools.
&
Heong Peah!!!
Arigato.

Meow~

2009-03-18T22:33:00.000-07:00

Do you have a crush on someone?
-I feel like crushing someone ngee~

Do you have kids?
-Yea...some 10 years later I guess -_-

How many guys/girls do you have a crush on?
-Infinity.

How many ex bf/gf have you seen last week?
- negative 1.

Right now, how many guys do you think would date you?
- Z-E-R-O! ish...

Who was the last person you kissed? non family
- Money.

Who was the last person you had sex with?
- My teddy.

If you could be with one of ur ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, who would it be?
- Him... you know who you are.

Who do you wished stayed over last night?
- Cicakman.

How long was your last/current relationship?
- I don't even know if it's considered as a relationship.

Who do you think is the sweetest guy?
- Guy is salty. Not sweet.

What was the last thing a guy/girl did nice for you?
-Took me to Rome. (mimpi siang la)

In the last 24 hours, how many people have you been like "damn, I wish I could be with them"?
- I'm not that desperate lorh

Do you wish you have a bf/gf if you don't?
- Hell yeah.

How many ex-bf have you ever had... even if nothing ever happened?
- HUH?

2009-03-15T08:42:00.000-07:00

My brother is having some sort of health problem lately.
Haigh.
Might be going to Ipoh for a medical checkup tomorrow.
Hope he'll be fine.

3 Lists, 15 Plans

2009-03-15T06:55:00.000-07:00

Top 5 MUST-do List!

1. Do research on drug addiction for e-PPDa
2. Complete up Add Math homework
3. Tackle 2 Moral folios
4. Study Accounts
5. Listen to sad, break up songs (being emo)

Top 5 TO-do List!

1.Facials, maybe?
2. Hang out with my besties
3. Haircut?
4. Cleo-ing
5. Watch a stack of porn collection I've always wanted to (doinks, kidding!)

Top 5 NOT-TO-do LIST!

1. Rob the bank
2. Bake shitty muffins again!
3. Oversleep
4. Overeat
5. Overplay

Whoa! I'm busy you see!

(Untitled)

2009-03-13T01:24:00.000-07:00

Sat for BM, Eng, History and Acc today.

History was kinda easy though I did my revision at the eleventh hour.

Eng paper was easy,
No literature but there's essay.
The choices of essay were:
1. My life as a student
2. What are the changes you would like to see in your hometown?
3. ...
4. ...
5. Entertainment
And of course, I chose the first one since it's the easiest among all.
I just have to write everything out in my mind like I always do when I blog.

BUT
I screwed up my Accounts. Haigh.
Mo ngan tai my results.
-_-

Haighhhhh!
Forget bout March test.
It's holidays!
Time to hang out with friends! =)

(Yay! Skipping Chemistry tuition today coz boh mood.)

OMG-ness!

2009-03-07T05:52:00.001-08:00

OMG
OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG
March test is soon!

Fork!

I Love You Guys!

2009-02-28T05:22:00.000-08:00

Today,
Rence, Stariie and Zoe came to my house for revision as March test is soon.
Stariie came late and so we started before her.
(Stariie showed up not long after that with snacks and she bought me an egg tart! Thanks, wifey! Muahhhh)

After revising for like 2 freaking hours,
the four of us went to have our lunch (KFC...sedap sehingga menjilat jari!) together and then
came back to my house again to continue with our revision.

Then these Zoe and Rence started their ghost stories about demon possessions and bla-bla bla which really
scared the shit outta me!
Seriously, I almost cried ._.
So, I was already hiding under the blanket,
and yet, they continued telling their stories.
Everyone was scared and eventually the three of us were covering ourselves with pillows while Stariie was busy recording the scene.
SWT!
Then we pretended as if nothing happened and continued with our revision.

p/s: Thanks to them that I'm not gonna go to the toilet at night anymore! Wahahahaha.

I'm A Chocolate-Holic.

2009-02-27T05:40:00.000-08:00

Yay!
Mummy bought more chocolates for me today.

And ya, I'd blog whenever I get my chocs.

I'm Anti-Perfectionism.

2009-02-25T21:49:00.000-08:00

OMG
My friend dropped a bombshell this morning.
Taekwando practice will be extended from 1 1/2 hours to 3 hours for 4 consecutive days starting from next week
which means I'll have to miss my classes.

I'm so pissed off right now.

And ya, I rather listen to my Add Math teacher's ramblings than to repeat the same boring stances and shouting like mad people in the field.

I hope my Add Math teacher would tie me up to my table and chair in the class than to allow me for the practice.

Fuck you and your taekwando practice.
*Sorry for the vulgarity*

I Wanna Turn Over A New Leaf.

2009-02-25T07:57:00.000-08:00

Every morning,
whenever I wake up,
the first thing that I'd tell myself is:
make full use of everyday.

But it seems like laziness is controlling me,
Ya,
I have to admit that I'm a lazybones
and I really hate this side of myself.

I'm also a procrastinator,
and I feel guilty whenever I couldn't finish my homework.

I surf the Net when I'm supposed to do my homework,
I sleep when everyone else is revising.

I don't wanna disappoint my parents
because I love them.
I wanna ace in my exams like I used to be.

Urghhh
Fuck.

P.S. : You suck, Mel. Be a better you starting from this very second!

I'm Not A Princess.

2009-02-25T07:23:00.000-08:00

I'm not a princess
This ain't a fairytale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood
This is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now it's too late for you and your white horse
To come around

*Taylor Swift - White Horse*

Yay!

2009-02-25T04:39:00.000-08:00

Mummy bought me chocolates today.
YAY-ness.

*rushes to watch PCK*

She goes bla-bla-bla & bla.

2009-02-24T22:08:00.000-08:00

"Additional Mathematics is definitely not my subject and will never be"
This was my thought when I was in Form 4,
struggling with Add Math questions almost every day.

The fact that I never got an A for it really pissed me off.
(the highest grade I got for it was like...B4?)

Somehow, I go for Add Math tuition this year,
and the teacher is G-O-O-D.
He makes me feel that Add Math is not as hard as I thought.
It's fun learning from him,
and it feels like the world is so beautiful whenever I managed to solve the questions.

But,
whenever I attend my Add Math lesson in school,
I can doze off in just 5 minutes.
This happens almost every lessons
except when I'm in a hyperactive mode.
LOL

I barely listen to what she (my teacher) says,
because her voice is kinda soft
and
she is like talking soooo fast.
Haha
One more thing, she likes to beat around the bush.
(Guess this is the difference between a male and a female teacher)
I feel so dumb whenever it's her class
=.=
But one thing for sure, she is a devoted teacher.
(ya, way too devoted I think, lol)

So, the conclusion is
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
LEARN ADD MATH FROM A MALE TEACHER!
(kidding ._.)

The 'Bagan' Me.

2009-02-22T05:17:00.000-08:00

Ok, I did something which I think was kinda wrongful today
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I entered a cybercafe =.=
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with my friends =.= =.= =.=
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without my parents' knowledge
LOL

I know it's very common to see youngsters in cc nowadays
( & I si beh bagan la!!!)
but
my parents would give me a nice lecture if they get to know
I
went
to
cc
=.=

But, let me clear things up
I was err... 'dragged' there
and spent my 25 minutes to the 'noise pollution' there
*sighs*

The netizens there were mostly guys.
Some were browsing the pretty girls' profiles in FS,
some were playing online games,
some just kept using vulgarities
and I almost got an ear infection.
Haha

zzz
zzz
zzz
zzz
zzz
zzz

This will be the very first & last time I'm entering cc
Anyway,
I don't think I will enter a cc in my life if not for my friends.
At least,
I got to see the people
&
experienced the 'extraordinary noise pollution'
there.

=P

Blah.

2009-02-19T08:59:00.000-08:00

While my classmates were in the class 'enjoying' their lessons,
I was attending a talk at SBP Integrasi Gopeng in conjunction with PPDa
&
that school was freaking big!
I think my school only makes up 1/4 of it.

I was the only one who slept soundly on the journey.
Others were wide awoke.
LOL

FilterKeys

2009-02-19T08:09:00.000-08:00

A gl0w in the dark keyboard. Cool.

Activated the FilterKeys accidently for the freaking third time.
If you don't know what the heck it is (neither do I) , it is a feature used to configure the keyboard repeat rate.

So if you freaking hold your shift key for 8 freaking seconds, congrats, your FilterKeys will be automatically turned on and it will cause a havoc on your computer.
&
I got really annoyed with this feature.
!@#$%^&*()
There are various ways to deactivate FilterKeys (depending on which software you're using).
(i.e. you have to press both the shift keys simultaneously in order to deactivate it)

If you have the trouble deactivating FilterKeys,
or you freaking don't know how to deactivate it,
it's easy,
unplug your keyboard when your computer is in the off mode though it's not the fastest way (works only on desktop computer).
That was what I did since some of the keys on my keyboard are not working anymore.

Face it.

2009-02-19T07:13:00.000-08:00

Face it.

I've made up my mind to take Accounts for the SPM.
Sort of dropped it when I was in Form 4.
&
Now, I've decided to take it again.
So I'm now stuck in the middle of nowhere of Accounts.
But I'm not gonna act like a coward to give it up.
Anyway, talk is cheap.
I will prove it.

Don't chicken out!

Kisses.

2009-02-19T00:53:00.000-08:00

Say it with a kiss. <3
Totally in lurve with the packaging.

15.02.2009

2009-02-14T19:16:00.000-08:00

Valentine's over.

Woohoo!!!

2009-02-14T05:13:00.000-08:00

!@#$%^&*()

My life is so FUCKED up.

Bye.

Valentine's Day.

2009-02-14T04:45:00.000-08:00

Can't believe I have a date today

with my homework xD
Happy Valentine's Day, people :)

2009-02-12T07:15:00.000-08:00

Homework is killing me.

&

There'll be a taekwondo practice tomorrow for like 3 freaking hours!!! And a tuition to attend right after the practice??? !@#$%^&*

The practice is a waste of time and unnecessary. We've to practice for like 3 times a week just to demonstrate a few PERFECT stances which will only take about 5-10 minutes of the sports day? Thanks to the teacher la. Hello teacher, I know you're too free la.... you can just go to find other things to do... and not adding more burden to us... be more CONSIDERATE!

Another thing is my exam will start one day before my school sports day... and I don't even have the time to do my revision.

URGHHH.

I HATE PERFECTIONIST.

p/s: Valentine's Day is coming in two days.

CNY 2009

2009-02-06T20:53:00.000-08:00

CNY was fun and suprisingly, I got lotsa red packets this year....teehee...So, what I did during CNY was mostly eating, sleeping, gambling and camwhoring :DDD Walao eh...fat like a pig liao la

*CNY eve*

Celebrated grandma's birthday :) and she gave us red packets on CNY eve? Never mind...as long as I got mine...xD Thanks for the angpao popo....hehe

The cake!!! (Tiramisu from Secret Recipe for this year)

The joy of reunion :)

Ciak pa liao nothing to do then pok kiao...

*First day of CNY 2009*

Ahahahaha... my bro (dressed up like a big angpao) :p

Bro: What are u doing?
Me: Ahahahaha *runs away*

The camera-shy him

*Second day of CNY 2009*

(At grandma's place)

Mom :)

Visited my relatives...& gained more red packets xD

Me & my beloved cousin sis from KL :) Prawns...ko lian tai...

Dad bought some FRESH prawns and then invited my bro's gf to have dinner with us. Then we were like planning on where to go for holidays...Dad suggested for Penang while I suggested for Lost World of Tambun/Ipoh. The result? Nowhere....zzz...ishhhhhhhhhh...syok sendiri only

*Third day of CNY 2009*

Third day was okay...went to Yip Hong's place and enjoyed the karaoke there. Too bad I'm not good in reading Chinese characters or else I'd sing non-stop. Dueted with Yip Hong for the first time :) Xui Sing enjoyed the karaoke too and others just kept quiet =.= Lalala & lalala...and it was time to say goodbye. Went to mcD with my cousin sis after that.

I just love this pic...she's so cute!!!

Had my dinner and family gathering with my relatives (dad's side) and then pok kiao again...haha

After the dinner
Got 3 aces!!!!!!!

*Fourth day of CNY*

Dinner again... this time with my relatives from mom's side. Oh ya...that was my first time of experiencing lou sang. It was fun but the lou sang tasted...ewwwww

The Yee Sang...

'Lou sang-ing'- Everyone was merry :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*Fifth day of CNY 2009*

(Paiseh...no pictures)

*Sixth day of CNY 2009*

Busy with homework. Visited the old folks home with Tracy and my cousin sis. Approached the old folks there and wished them Happy CNY. Then, there was this grandma who talked to us but I just don't understand what she was rambling about... So we were like laughing sarcastically and nodded as if we understood...haha

One of the silly ways to break a hard-boiled egg (not recommended)

Had liquor... but of only 13% of alcohol la... (forgotten what the name was) and my face blushed. better than my younger cousin bro whose face blushed like a tomato...lol

More of my ss pictures...

Fooling around during Additional Maths tuition

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!

2009-01-23T23:52:00.001-08:00

And so...a blink of an eye and CNY is just in 2 more days. Went to straighten my hair again ._. I can't wait to get lotsa angpao-s during CNY....hehehe...

My wishlist during CNY:
1. win lotsa lotsa $$$ in 'chor dai dee' :DDD
2. get lotsa lotsa red packets
3. sleepover with Nicole
4. go to 'The Lost World of Tambun' with my family
5. & lastly, I wanna take up a piano lesson!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wondered if anyone even bother to see the CNY greeting I've posted in Friendster... never mind also, can sun pian promote my page ma...hehe

So, there will be a family gathering at my grandma's house tommorow night. The great thing is we're gonna celebrate grandma's birthday which falls on every CNY eve!!!

Lastly,
Happy Chinese New Year to everyone!!! May this CNY brings in happiness, good health and prosperity to you :)))

SPM, SPM, SPM, Sedia Pergi Mati...

2009-01-02T20:04:00.000-08:00

Goshhhhhhh!!!

It's hard to believe that time is passing so fast that school's gonna reopen next week. At least I can get to meet my friends and don't have to stare at the wall/computer screen/whatsoever at home...lol

So, I'm gonna ride my motorbike to school. Whoa!!!! How cool is that???!!!

The beginning of a new year also marks that I'm now 17. Oh...how uncool is that ==

I'm traumatized by the thought of SPM a.k.a 'Sedia Pergi Mati' almost everyday. I just couldn't imagine myself walking with a bread in my hand and a book in the other.

Or maybe having less than 8 hours of sleep a day? Or even taking 8 cups of coffee a day? Insane. Siao. Sot. Chi Sin. Sa. Pai tiok. I'm not gonna be like this. *slaps myself* By the way, coffee stains teeth.

But, I wouldn't mind if it is Starbucks's =p

Hehe....swt, back to the topic...

Oh ya, my memory on all the Form 4 syllabuses is totally wiped out. Heck. How I wish my brain was a sponge or a vacuum cleaner which could absorb everything, which I know is impossible ._.

SPM is not even funny...or as easy as UPSR/PMR.

Aawwww, CUTE!!! ^^

So, I was playing with a torchlight yesterday and took a few pictures with it (which I realized was lame and a silly thing to do). Like you even care ==

Walao eh, myself also got a shock when I saw this pix. Horrible, terrible and vegetable arh... =.='''

Ubat penenang (or however you called it in English) for you guys in case if you got a heart attack just now ._.

New Year's Eve

2009-01-01T00:25:00.000-08:00

Urm, so I'm gonna post on how I 'celebrated' my New Year's Eve...

No parties... no sprays...no nothing...

I knew my parents wouldn't let me go out till late at night with my friends. Trying to be an obedient daughter, I turned down the invitation. *sob* So, I thought of going to mcD with my bro's friends and there was nothing to worry about since I would be following my bro, but....haiz... my mum started saying that I've been going out a lot lately. Ok then. After that, I asked my mum to bring me outside so that at least, we could dine outside and experience the New Year's Eve atmosphere but end up tao pao-ing the food to eat at home. ==

My 'New Year's Eve Mood' was totally screwed up and I started... er... being a bit rude at mummy...

After eating and all, I took a shower and went to sleep straight away and it was only 11++ pm. Received some sms-es but I just ignored them as I was already sleeping soundly at that time.

So, that was how I 'celebrated' my New Year's Eve... and the main purpose of posting this is because I wanna say I'm sorry for being rude at mummy. I didn't mean it but sometimes I just couldn't control my temper. I know you've been tolerating with my bad temper all the time and I just want you to know that I may be rude sometimes, but you're the dearest to me and I really love you, mummy!!!

LOVE DADDY TOO ^^

GOODBYE 2008, WELCOME 2009 ^^
I hope 2009 will be a wonderful year for everyone ^^

( .. ) <--- That's a Pig's Nose

2008-12-31T23:11:00.000-08:00

Hmmph...

I've kept on changing my blog's skin in these few days. But right now, I'm just gonna stick to this new skin-the elephante and I think this skin is just so adorable ^^

So, I've came across and even downloaded many skins that I found from www.blogskins.com. I've been searching for a skin that would bring me back my childhood memories, but I just couldn't find one that's good enough for me (either the font is too small or the skin doesn't fit). But overall, most of the skins from the website are just so CUTE to resist!!!

There are skins on characters like:
`DOMO KUN

GOSH!!! DOMO KUN IS SO CUTE!!! ^^

`ELMO (SESAME STREET)

It reminds me of my childhood...I used to have its hand puppet

`& MANY KAWAII SKINS IN PINK

Oh ya... and even hand signs showing _l_ ...haha!!!

Did I mention I'm obsessed of pigs? Although pigs stink and are often covered with mud, but I just love 'em!!! They are pinkish and have cute ears and tails too... ROFL

OINKS!!!!

WAKAKAKA!!! SO CUTE, MAN!!!!

A PIGGY BANK!!!

Ok la...enough with those fake pigs...I'm gonna show the real ones ^^ They are even cuter~PIGLY LOVE ^^
WHOA...LOOK AT ITS EARS!!! (..)

TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A PIG? *PUKES*
== *SPEECHLESS* ...

Oh ya...not to forget my favorite character in 'Winnie the Pooh and Friends'...PIGLET!!! MUAH MUAH...^^

PIGLET~

Japan teens who skip their breakfasts tend to lose their virginity at an earlier age

2008-12-30T22:38:00.000-08:00

So, I came across an article in the newspaper which caught my attention few days back. It was about Japan teens who skip their breakfasts, tend to lose their virginity at an earlier age than those who start the day with a proper meal. And I was like...'wtf???!!! omg...I skip my breakfast most of the time'. But but but...I'm not a Japanese...wohahahaha.

Hard to believe? ._.
See this.
It says, "The average age of first-time sex for those who said they ate breakfast every day as a middle school student was 19.4, while for those who skipped breakfast, the average age was 17.5."
ROFL!!!

Actually, it isn't taking or not taking breakfast that matters. It's actually the fact that people can't eat breakfast may show something about their family environment...well, according to Kunio Kitamura, executive director of the Japan Family Planning Association, who conducted the survey.

Another ridiculous factor was those who found their mother annoying, experience first-time (ahemmm) *clearing throat* earlier than those who appreciated their mother.

It was also stated in the article that the average age for those who disliked their mother had (ahemm again) for the first time at the age of 16, compared to the average age of 19 for those who appreciated their mother.

So, imagine someone saying 'oh...the reason I had xxx with him was because I found my mum annoying'... ._. apa punya alasan.... ==

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! just for fun...haha

Adios Amigo...

2008-12-27T04:08:00.000-08:00

So, today's gonna be the last day for me to crap with one of my favorite online friends.
Seriously, I've used to crapping with him almost everyday in MSN.
But, he's heading for NS tomorrow (although I don't know where the heck his camp is).
Oh well, his name is SIMON BENEDICT (not the benedict's solution like you used to see in your school lab used for testing the presence of glucose la...)
This BENEDICT is SPECIAL.
This BENEDICT aka taiko can speak, walk, run and flirt.
He can even fly (as if you would believe me). xp
Ta-da...!!!
This is the Benedict I'm talking about.

SIMON: I'M GONNA BE BALD...UWAA~ SOMEBODY SAVE ME PLEASE...

So, here are some of the don’ts when you’re serving for your ns there:

1. Hunt wild boars, baboons, elephants or whatsoever.

2. Simply shoot people who you find annoying with M-16.

3. Peep at people when they’re taking their shower. *shakes head*

4. Go to the toilet alone at night. don’t be shy to ask any of your friends to accompany you. *turns behind and laughs*

5. Go crying every night for your hair. it’s time for you to face the fact that you’re gonna be bald soon. wahahahaha….. *runs to the kitchen laughing hysterically*

6. Steal girls’ panties.

7. Fight for food. xD

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Bet you must be laughing hard now. =p

Oh ya… I’d like to dedicate you your favorite song. In bloom by bittersweet.

Boomshakalolly!!!

Be ready to get bald!!! muahahahaha…. *evil laugh*

P/s: remember to take a picture of you and your ‘new hairstyle’ for me, dude.

From:

Leng duck, the girl who’d always love your grandpa’s/grandma’s stories and thanks for the jokes which always make me laugh the shit outta myself. Take care and enjoy yourself there. Adios amigo (goodbye friend as in English in case if you don’t know what the heck it means)!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AI WAH!!!

2008-12-13T02:02:00.000-08:00

So, today is someone's big day!!!

hehe...
It's Ai Wah's birthday today!!!
(one of my besties)
and I wanna say
'Happy sweet 16 my dear friend!!! BFF!!!

LOTS OF LOVE FROM ME TO YOU!!! =)

1001 reasons of why you are one of my besties =)

1. You robbed the bank with me
2. You bashed up those who messed with me
3. You baked the most shitty muffins ever
4. You cheered me up when I had constipation problem
5. You hate my favorite colour
6. I hate your favorite colour
7. You have a pleasing body odour
8. You bought me my undies
9. I bought you your undies
10. You listen to my grandma's stories
11. I listen to your grandpa's stories
12. You got me a Merz for my birthday
13. I got you a dried fish for your birthday
14. You put dried fish into my bag
15. I put dried...er...dried octopus in your bag =.='''
16. You are talkative
17. You inject me in my butt whenever I'm feeling down
18. We share the umbrella together when it's raining
19. You poisoned me with detergent
20. I poisoned you with clorox
(She has too many special things about herself to be listed down...so, to be continued in 2020)

P/S: Oh dear Ai Wah...please don't get offended when you read this. I was just joking =p
Anyway, may all your wishes come true!!!

From: Wonder woman a.k.a rubber ducky =p

What Kind of Panties Are You?

2008-12-11T20:52:00.000-08:00

Warghhhhhhhh!!!

Feeling bored right now. Since I have nothing better to do, I took a personality quiz on 'What Kind of Panties Are You' haha... So what I got was....

You Are Basic Panties

You are a laid back chick with a real natural beauty.

You can make unwashed hair and minimal make-up super sexy.

Men tend to notice you show the "real you" - and they appreciate it.

And while basic makes boring for some, it looks classic on you.

What Kind of Panties Are You?

(IGNORE THE PICTURE) xD

Well, I guess I'm the boring kind of person T_T
*Look on the bright side* Don't you think basic panties are comfortable?
But never mind...as long as 'someone' likes me the way I am
*hinting*
Anyway, I wanna dedicate this song specially for you!!!
Hope you'll like it =)

TIAMO?

2008-12-07T23:34:00.001-08:00

I'm so into this song lately.The title is 'tiamo' which means 'I love you' (in Italian) and the lyrics of this song is so meaningful. Listening to this song makes me feel so relaxed...=)

Well, I'm not a fan of Fahrenheit...but, there's only 1 word to describe this song: ADDICTIVE =P

I love my babeh...

2008-12-06T06:52:00.000-08:00

YEAHHHHHHHH~

I FOUND BACK MY BABEH....
MY EARPHONES~
Oh....I love my babeh...
Muacks....